Our Chanseys are raised with loving care in Japan and exported to America where they are trained to properly defend homepages with chainsaws. Our chainsaws are gas-powered and handmade in the U.S.A. All our products are tested on known criminals before being released to the Pokemon public.

Released May 1999

At our Chansey training center, our kitchen is staffed mostly by a team of female Marowaks. Yes, Marowaks. Put a spoon or spatula in their paws instead of a bone club, and they can become great cooks. Unfortunately, you can't suppress the Marowak's natural instinct to hit things for long. (With males you can't suppress it all, which is why we never staffed them.) So after our head cook took a vacation to nurse a few head wounds, we decided that maybe our Marowaks needed something else to do. From the idea came M3, or Mad Momma Marowaks.

Original Release: August 1, 1999 - December 11, 1999
Special Release: April 2000
Re-Released: August 2001

It started like this: We recently bought a troup of Squirtles and set them to work cleaning out the pool in the backyard. They were quite happy doing this, until the afternoon the Chanseys broke loose. Chainsaws revving, the Chanseys proceeded to scare the shells off of our Squirtle squad. We took the Chanseys in question back to the training center, and put the Squirtles in therapy. It helped with some, but with others.. well... some of our Squirtles were still running around with their pool cleaning supplies, screaming incoherently.

So what could we do? Well, we gathered up the poor Squirtles, and had a talk with them. Since they can't go back into therapy for two months, we asked (bribed) the Squirtles if they'd like to protect homepages instead of cleaning the pool. Most agreed to it. So now you can adopt a Stressed-Out Squirtle!

Original Release: October 29, 1999 - December 11, 1999
Special Release: April 2000
Re-Released: August 2001

Dr. Eeveeil (and his clone, Mini-Vee), once tried to take over the CwC! As revenge, he was forced to become another CwC Adoptee. Isn't that right?

Dr. E: ::mutter::

Original Release: December 11, 1999 - April 2000
Re-Released: August 2001

The first CwC upgrade! The CwC 2000 have the same training as the originals. Depending on the speed of your modem, these newer Chanseys are up to five times faster than the originals! Also, they wield chainsaws with new safety features to protect the well being of the Chanseys!

Released: 2000